Ok, this story is incredibly amuzing. I read it about a year ago, and I find it funny even now. Here is the link.
Quick warning before you click on it, the story is LONG. It’s about 9 pages, but it’s worth it to read to the end.
And Mel, this should keep you busy for a little while. 😉
gee..thanks for thinking of me!!! i’ll have to read it when i have about 17 free hours!! 😉