*not to be confused with our other favourite pasttime: hookers and blow.
So, as most of you are probably aware, last week was my 35th birthday. Rather uneventful day. I slept. I lounged for a couple hours. I worked until midnight. Well, we decided that this past Saturday we’d go out for dinner to celebrate. The choices were pretty simple: Applebee’s or Hooters – both having opened recently in the Forest City. The winner was Hooter’s – for no other reason than neither of us had ever ate at Hooters before. I’d heard many great things about their chicken wings so I was quite looking forward to it.
Okay, I can’t talk about Hooters without talking about the Hooters’ Girls. I think I’ll sum it tidily with this one word: meh. Sure, they had decent racks on them but none of them were terribly beautiful and the nylon orange shorts were rather hideous.
Now, about the food. Hang on…I’ve got the perfect word for it: meh. We both found the chicken wings to be rather greasy and, while we ordered them as hot, we’re pretty sure they didn’t deliver hot. I ordered a Buffalo chicken sandwich (hot) that came with fries. It actually was hot. Not burn your tastebuds hot, but an okay kick to it. I’ve had much hotter. It was a huge chicken breast, but, like the wings, was greasy – although not as greasy as the wings. Nikki had a Smothered Chicken sandwich which she said was quite good. She found the fries to be greasy as well but I didn’t think they were that bad.
If we were with a group of people that wanted to go to Hooters, we would probably tag along, but I don’t think we’ll be going out of our way to eat there again. On a scale of 1 to 5, I give Hooters a good solid meh.
Alright, so that covered the Hooters part of the title, now on to the Dough part. This morning, rather nicely after I had just awoke, the phone rings. I look down at the caller ID and see “Corus”. Now I immediately realize what this is but couldn’t quite figure out what the hell they were calling us for.
“Hello?”
“Hi, is Nicola there please?”
“Sorry, she’s not available, can I take a message?”
“Sure, this is {insert forgotten name here} from FM96. She entered the Freeloader draw for Future Shop and she was one of the winners. She’s won a $200 gift card for Future Shop”
“Most excellent!” (Yes, I really said Most Excellent, which, oddly enough, was more excited than I sounded when I won the FM96 $10K Payday back in ’01)
So yeah…Nikki won a $200 FS gift card. She hasn’t decided what she wants to spend it on, but it really sounds like she wants a Nintendo Wii. Wii’ll see….

