You guys may have heard of the furor that Parker & Stone caused with one of their more recent episodes of South Park. It centred around Stan discovering Scientology and being told that he is the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. Thinking back, I don’t think I’ve taken a shot at Scientologists. Maybe this will get me sued by Tom Cruise. And then I’ll get to go to court and he’ll call Katie as a witness (or she’ll just be there to support him) and I’ll be able to seduce her away from him and de-brainwash her.
Anyway, if you haven’t seen the episode, you can watch it for free here (will open in new window/tab). It’s rather funny and does a terrific job at poking fun of Tom Cruise and his questionable sexuality. I’ll give him this though – if he is gay, he’s probably got one of the most beautiful beards in the world.
As for the “religion” itself. Puh-leeease. ANY so-called religion that refuses to accept scrutiny of others and results to suing people that question it deserves anything they get. For all you scientologists out there: if your pissed because people think you guys are rubes, suckers, morons, scam-artists (high ranking members), scam-victims (the rest of you rubes), or whatever – do what every other good religion does – start a war in the name of your church! Maybe if enough of you asshats start fighting the real religions, they’ll become too busy kicking your pansy asses that they won’t be fighting and killing each other. Just think scientologists, YOU could be responsible for bringing peace to the Middle East and ending the religious conflict in Ireland! All it will take is having a contigent (read: all) of your members arm themselves and start blowing things up. You probably don’t need to worry about the U.S. military stepping in; unless of course you happen to have oil sands as part of your assets.
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