23 Sep 2003 @ 4:33 AM 
 

Going Down?

 

Time for a rant. I haven’t ranted lately. Possibly because I really haven’t had anything to rant about. In fact, some may say, after finding out the topic of this rant, that I still have nothing to rant about. That is not new. Why is it that the majority of the populous hasn’t the foggiest idea about elevator etiquette? I’m not talking about talking to strangers in the elevator, farting in the elevator, or even having sex in an elevator (especially when said elevator is occupied by other people than the two or so involved). What bugs me is entering and exiting the elevator. There most definitely is a well-defined order to this: the people on the elevator exit, then those awaiting the car hop in and pray the cable doesn’t break. This rarely seems to happen. The cable doesn’t break all that often either. I can’t begin to count the number of times the elevator stops at my destination floor and the door opens and I’m just about trampled by some obnoxious moron trying to get on. Do they think that if they don’t get on right away the split second I step beyond the door it will instantly snap shut and force them to wait for the next elevator? I hardly think so. I think it’s just stupidity. People are stupid. And rude. So, for all those that read this, WAIT until the people getting off are clear before getting on. What’s unfortunate is that very few stupid, rude people read this. Most of my friends are smrt. Those that aren’t still think they are. And they’re not rude.

Stay tuned for my next deep, thought-provoking piece on why Earth sucks.

Tags Categories: Uncategorized Posted By: Rob
Last Edit: 23 Sep 2003 @ 04 33 AM

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  1. mom says:
    September 24, 2003 at 1:04 pm

    you really have to learn how to spell smart!!

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