Flying, you see, is very, incredibly easy. Oh sure, you could go about doing it the hard way - call up a travel agent, find some destination, book the flight, drive to the airport, get caught up in all the security precautions, miss you first flight, have to re-book the flight only to find that there are no other flights to your destination until the middle of the following week, choose a new destination, check you luggage, board the plane, and hope and pray that no great deity has deemed it the pilot’s time to go. All that and we don’t even get into the fact that your luggage has arrived at your original intended destination where you won’t be able to fly to until some time next week.
Or, you could do it the easy way - throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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